Désespoir

So this is a story made of some else's poeme.
Enjoy! :)


titre: Désespoir
écrit: Maria


Il était une fois trois hommes.

Le premier est un berger afghan. Il avait des moutons, des milliers, milliers de moutons. Tous ont étaient albinos. Ils habitaient tous sur un terrain accidenté, inhabitable. Mais un jour, toutes les moutons ont crevé de la peste, et l’homme est devenu triste, et il se sentait seul.

Le deuxième homme est un clochard anglophone. Il a souffert d’alcoolisme, et il n’avait aucun ami pour l’aider avec ce problème. Il avait des boissons alcooliques partout dans son cottage anguleux. Une fois il a presque perdu ses chaussures dans un match de poker.

Le troisième c’est un moine africain. C’était l’homme le plus effrayant dans sa ville, à cause de son amulette affreuse. Cette amulette était la plus horrible au monde. Pour cela, le moine ne pourrait jamais parler avec sa paroisse. Cette chose rend le moine plus stupide tous les jours. Donc les jours sont des « journées abêtissantes » pour lui.

Tous les trois hommes sont malheureux. Sans leurs ancune raison de vivre. Ils ont tous vécu une vie longue et terrible. Mais l’histoire nous dit que leurs vies vont devenir encore plus longues et plus terribles. Les hommes ne vont pas avoir des choses à faire, ils vont tous vivre dans la solitude, dans le silence du monde.

Mais attends ! Qu’est-ce qu’il se passe? L’histoire change ! Tout à coup ils sont tout partis á Paris et ils se rencontrent par hasard au troisième étage de la Tour Eiffel. C’est une rencontre accidentelle. Il y a des sourires angéliques, comme s’il n’y avait pas de lendemain. Un parisien voit cette rencontre et pense que c’est un groupe adorable.

Quatre jours après le jour de la Tour Eiffel, les hommes déménagent tous à Paris, et ils ne vont pas perdre contact.

Homme abruti (poème)

titre: Homme abruti
écrit par: Maria

Homme abruti // Lion agressif // Spectacle abracadabrant

Public agréable // Jour ahurissant // Amphithéatre ancien

Vêtements amovibles // Lieu anecdotique // Pieds agiles


Le spectacle commence
L'homme rend le lion agressif
Le lion attaue
Il fait perdre du sang à l'homme
L'homme le tape fort
Le lion se face encore plus
Et attaque


Homme absorbant // Lion absent // Homme abruti

Singing....

I had today applying thing to a music institute where I had to sing. I was terrified. I cried in front of the judges. Never in my life have I sang in front of people alone. Still I applied to singing classes. Just to get over it.
But I think my sax saved me. It went well! :)

I have this French lesson where we write stuff.
I'll be posting them in here the following weeks.

Te voglio bene...

It's been a busy holiday!
First off to New York, then France (to my exchange student) and then to Lapland.
(Oh and my brothers vow...)

I have BUNCH of photos of all of the trips... Don't know if I'll post them.. ;P
I'm that c00l.. -.-

School starts tomorrow. I have two new languages coming up, Italy and Latin. I'll see how well I'll manage with them...

5am

And I'm still up.
I was bit sleepy around 2-3am. Then I kinda' woke up as the sun came.
This is so cool... Just to sit here and KNOW that it's 5am, and I haven't slept yet, and I'm one of the first who have read the days Fingerpori.

Photos of the morning shine coming up... (Stay tuned)

Lazyness strikes...

It was Towel Day on the 25. of May.
I had a towel with me everywhere I went. A lot of people asked me what it was. Come on, don't people read good books?
Before that I was at Tampere. My favourite city in Finland! I had the opportunity to shop there (ALONE) for an hour. It was ALL I needed. (pictures coming up)
Next week's going to be the LAST week of primary school! YaY! It's not really a school week, 'cause we don't do anything "schoolish".

That's that, and I'm off.

ANGST

For fuck's sake. I hate this. Every thing is fine and good (+it's sunny and gorgeous outside). But still I feel terrible. Could you cheer me up a bit at least?


(from HS.fi . It's strip made by Pertti Jarla and published by the most read newspaper in Finland, HS)

(xD http://sieni.us/?id=0 )

A wee bit of Ice-hockey

Nay that Pittsburgh Penguins lost. :(
Yay that Finns won the USA. :D

That's it. Check out the IHWC-games!

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

I just LOVE this show! (Thank you YouTube!)

I think the slip ups are THE BEST!

Part 1

Part 2


Bide a wee.. I have less than 20 days left comprehensive school! Am I happy or what?

WAPPU!! aka May Day (or Labor Day)

I was on a sleepover at a friend of mine.
Party time! (maybe..not)

Here's some pictures of the night (and the day after).

Sima (it's The Wappu drink)


Some glasses with put up for a friend


Buried a friend under some balloons


Two balloons! (remind you of anything?)



And then a "spooky" picture of my friend


A TURTLE!!


x>
I'm going to pimp my denim bag (from Zara). (then post picture of it)

Gay is the new black!

Pink was the new black. Now it's gay.

The Guitar Guy a.k.a. Brian Haner - The Tiger Song

Awesome guitarist! (his song is also awesome)

New outlook! to celebrate the 50th post!

I changed the look a bit. Still have the (quite) bright text next to the (quite) dark backround.
Honest opinion needed. Don't be ashamed to say your opinion.

Awesome guitarist/songwriter! (his son is the guitarist from A7X)
http://www.brianhaner.com/

+ I have a real profile picture. No longer the cute owl.

Kick-Ass soundtrack

I checked out the soundtrack for Kick-Ass.
It turned out to be a bad idea... They are all awesome. Can't stop listening to them. (it's bad 'cause now I can't do anything else until I've heard a song from the soundtrack)

I've listened to Prodigy's Omen almost 100 times. I want it as a ringtone.


Here's the list of the soundtrack:

Kick-Ass Soundtrack (Songs) – Track List
1. Stand Up – The Prodigy
2. Kick Ass (We Are Young) – Mika Vs. Redone
3. Can’t Go Back – Primal Scream
4. There’s A Pot A Brewin’ – The Little Ones
5. Omen – The Prodigy
6. Make Me Wanna Die – The Pretty Reckless
7. Banana Splits – The Dickies
8. Starry Eyed – Ellie Goulding
9. This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us – Sparks
10. We’re All In Love – The New York Dolls
11. Bongo Song – Zongamin
12. Per Qualche Dollaro In Piu – Ennio Morricone
13. Bad Reputation – The Hit Girls
14. An American Trilogy – Elvis Presley
(list from http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=12034)

Religion, and Jeffrey Tambor

Those two have nothing in common in this text. Just that the guide in synagogue looked exactly like Jeffrey Tambor.


There they are. I guess, you can figure out which on is which.





Then some regiligious pictures...

Two of them are from the synagogue of Helsinki (the first one is from the outside and the second is from the inside). And then there's a picture "what is inside my purse" (note! a book called "Jumala pullossa", which is "God in a bottle" in English.)

KICK-ASS!!

I went to see Kick-Ass with a friend of mine! I liked it! Even though it had some nasty scenes...
The guy is so cute! (that's maybe the MAIN reason for me liking it!) x3

Tête de livre

I utilise Tête de livre en Français (Canada). Am I ok? (Non)


:O!! Brendan Fraser is on Craig today! So I'll see it tomorrow. x)

Aaargh...

My hole face is blocked. Feel terrible. I might have otitis. (I always have when I have blocked/runny nose) Hopefully I'll feel better till Wednesday. (plans to go shopping with a friend)

I could write a big novel about how much my dad suck... But I don't bother.

I want a guitar... For left hand, and it should be 1/4 (or 1/8). Then I could play 'Hey Jude' all freaking day! Now I just hum it.


I want to be like him! He's cute, he can sing... I mean..he's is *heart*.

Beatles MANIAA

Gosh... I'm so inlove with Beatles now...

(after the release of Beatles Rockband, I think it's "ok" to like Beatles...but I still want to be different.. so I love them! x3 )



I bought in New York the Beatles t-shirt. I'm SOOO going to wear it the HOLE summer! x)

Now I should cool down a bit.
Off to the shower and SLEEP. Nighty!

Hey Jude!

Played it at LAST music class. It so easy with guitar! (I sooo heart it!)




I will have DELF the day after tomorrow... (Look up in Wikipedia)
I think I will shite my pants then... We've been training for it the last couple of weeks. (I have barely made it)

Cookie, the recipe

The last couple of weeks every one (well..at least a bunch) have asked for me the recipe for my cookies. It's from a "Chocolate"-book.


VALKOSUKLAAPIKKULEIVÄT


Ainekset:
(24kpl)

125 g pehmeää voita
125 g fariinisokeria
1 vatkattu muna
200 g jauhoja
1 1/2 tl leivinjauhetta
hyppysellinen suolaa
"sisältö" ohjeen mukaan
125g pilkottua valkosuklaata
50g parapähkinöitä
(Must toimii hyvin yks peruskokonen M&M's pussi)

Valmistus:
1. Vatkaa voi ja sokeri kuohkeaksi isossa kulhossa (must pienempi vähän parempi ettei sitä jää turhaa reunoille..mutt miten vaa).
Lisää vähitellen taikinaan vatkattu muna ja sekoita hyvin joka erän jälkeen.
2. Siivilöi jauhot, leivinjauhe ja suola taikinaan ja sekoita hyvin (mä en kyll oo siivilöiny mitään... O.o).
Hämmennä sekaan valkosuklaapalat ja parapähkinämurska.
3. Laita uunipelleille 24 teelusikallista.
Laita yhdelle pellille enintään 6 teelusikallista, sillä pikkuleivät leviävät uunissa.
4. Paista 190 asteeseen esilämmitetyssä uunnissa 10-12 minuuttia tai kunnes pikkuleivät ovat kullanruskeita
(paras ehkä ku reunat vähän kullertaa..sillon sisus viel pehmee..mums mums).
Siirrä ne kakkuritilälle ja anna jäähtyä täysin ennen tarjoilua (mutt ite voi popsii! ;P)

For that translation go to "Google Translator".

Try out, and tell me how you succeeded! (you caN'T fail, unless you're stupid)

How to Train Your Dragon!

Going to see that TODAY! x)
Play the game! I like "Terrible Terror" and "Night Fury". They're cute! (especially when "Terrible Terror" has ADHD! X) )

4.15 AM

Yikes! Just saw the time... I've been on the computer since 12AM... Spooky... Any other time of the day would be fine, but this is not.
Better go to sleep before the sun rises...

155 unread e-mails

Tomorrow going to town with my caaméraa. I MIGHT finally post some pictures.
You'll see...

I'm not good at this yet... I should post some good arguments about life and its injustices. But...oh well, you ARE reading this. (so.. you like this?)

I've been reading the book of the little cousin of my grandpa (he's related to me!). It's..weird. It was published in 1964 and it talks about raping, whores, and it has a lot curse words in it, and it's written like a blog... At least I feel like I'm reading something like a blog..but in a book. Which makes it weird...
(It's a speed test between my mom and me, which one will read their book faster than the other...Mom book is Arto Paasilinna's "ThunderGod's son". I think I'm winning! but Sshh! Don't tell her that!)

Today was the first final of Top Chef season5. Fabio left :( ..I knew it was going to be him... I checked the winner from Wikipédia almost the first day! :D It's still exciting to watch! (It is!)

Nighty night and we'll see some pictures soon! (hopefully)

My own computer doesn't work! >:

Argh! It just say "error loading system"... F*ing Vista... Maybe it knows that I hate Vista... Have to think about that...

Saw a hockey in long time! x) Wrong team won, but we had THE BEST seats EVER! And I found a new favourite from the team (apart from ones mustache).
It's Dan Iliakis. He has Canadas nationality AND Finlands. I like! x)
(..I kinda' get the feeling that he started to show off when we [me and my brothers girlfriend] started to stare at him..)

"Pikkulettipää, kai sulla petti pää, kun rokkibändi tunkeutui sun uniin, ja tarrautua sait taas toisten muniin, kun sun tuuheuden silmäripsien alla salaa suudeltiin. Ja duunit rästiin jää, kun vanha jästipää, taas havahtua saa väristykseen, jos vertaisin sua maanjäristykseen, sä oot Richterin asteikolla, syntisen kaunis mies." That went almost all by memory.
I'll translate...
"Little braid-head, maybe your head let you down, when the rock band broke into our dreams, and you got to cling anothers balls, when under your dense eyelashes we secretly kissed. And your jobs will be undone, when the old fathead, while not wake up shivering, when I compare you to an earthquake, you 're on the Richter scale, a beautiful sinner man."
(Don't sound good...It's from Google translator..I tried to correct but I didn't get all mistakes.)

Weekend...

My friend was over the night (Friday to Saturday) and we watched Schindler's List. It's so sad. :( I don't the way they treat Jewish people! It's UNFAIR!! (I'll whine about it later)

Mom and dad was away for the week (YaY) and on Monday they bought us food for the 'whole' week. A huge bunch of them spoiled on Tuesday (the next they that they bought it). Really nice... :|

I found in "Anttila" (notice; it's not ATTILA (like the Hun), it's ANTTILA) ACDCs Black Ice and Leevi and the Leavings' "torstai" for 10 euros each! Nice...

Whine reminds me always Kat DeLuna's Whine Up.


L8r, m8s! (a.k.a. Later, mates!)

Fur is recycling.

This is for all of you who LOVE recycling and WON'T live without it!
Fur is taken from an animal who has died (due to humans who has killed them, but let's stick to my point here) and put to something useful. To warm up a humans corps.
This sounds like I don't care for animals... It's true, I don't... (Well..I do care for some... Like the ones who are about to get extinct... But that's another story)

I hate PETA. The idea is good... But what they do and say AREN'T. All animal testing aren't bad. Some (quite a bunch actually) helps us to be alive. We (all) would have killed for a small fever a long time ago without ANY animal testing (emphasis on 'long').

This is it. Feel free to comment below. I might not read them, or allowed to be visible, but if you feel like it; DO IT! (my motto for life...not really, it should be though)

The deeper meaning of lyrics

Erasure - Always

"Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

(chorus)
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love (x2)

Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

(chorus til' fade)"

I heck do I know the meaning of lyrics!

Depeche Mode....

I've always kinda' hated them... Now I actually listened to 'Enjoy the silence'...and I think I might like it... Spooky... Maybe it's because I'm tired... Maybe it's because I've listened too much of Erasure's Always.

I'd like to whine and complain, but more I'd like to post some cute pics! x)



to the unicorn; you can(/should) print it and color it. It'd be more pretty then! x)

Off to sleep-land... Nighty night!

Erasure - Always

I've been playing 'Robot Unicorn Attack' maybe bit too much...
http://www.riemurasia.net/peliapaja/play.php?id=4406
but it's the BEST game EVER ! !

the theme song rings in my head... (no wonder if you listen to it like 15-20min in row)

Sidney Crosby

http://sidcrosby.blogspot.com/

He's not the cutest hockey player but he may be the best.

WTF?

What is going on?
I just checked out my blog... It has posted TWO times the (almost) same post... Why?
Weird...


btw... Top Chef was quite AWESOME today!!
<3 Fabio and Spike <3
(they are my two ultimate favourites... If you didn't notice...)

Games!

PSP Go with SOCOM (U.S. Navy Seals) is one of the awesomest games ever! Well.. I played it for like 15min (or something like that). :D

Assassin's Creed || should win the BAFTA award for best game. I've seen my brother play it. It seems really good. :)

btw. I tried to go to SOCOM's website, it asked right away my age, and me as such a good kid, told the correct one, it didn't let me in. :(


I usually don't use happy-smiley that often, but if I have a sad-smiley, I have to put a happy one there somewhere too! x)

Erste März 2010

Internet didn't work well then.. So here's the post:


I watched Scarface. It isn't as good as I hoped. (Al Pacino is awesome.)



(Why doesn't Internet work well now?
It should work perfectly..it don't. I don't like it... It tilts all the time.)

I tried to upload Photoshop in here. Didn't know how to. I need a cute, patient geek/nerd here to help me! ;P (cute first , then patient!)

I've found two games of Hitchhiker ('s Guide to the Galaxy).
Here's the link. Check them out.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game.shtml


Oh! And I'm going to have 'private' lessons of technics (handicrafts) on Wednesday (with ok cute teacher!). ;P

Whine up...

I watched Scarface. It wasn't as good as I hoped. (Al Pacino is awesome.)



Why doesn't Internet work well now?
It should work perfectly..it don't. I don't like it... It tilts all the time.

And I caN'T figure out Photoshop! I need a cute, patience geek/nerd to help me with it.

I've found two games of Hitchhiker ('s Guide to the Galaxy).
Here's the link. Check them out.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game.shtml


Oh! And I'm going to have 'private' lessons of technics (handicrafts) on Wednesday (with ok cute teacher!). ;P

Eww...

I saw 'I love you Phillip Morris'! It was awesome! x) That's NOT the eww...-part.

I saw a trailer of a cool movie, Kick-Ass. (It's got Nicholas Cage in it... :( BUT it's produced by Brad Pitt!! :D)
The head actor of the movie is Aaron Johnson who is born 1990 (I think he's kinda' cute).
So.. he is engaged to a woman who is born 1967!
She could be his mom! EWW! + She is pregnant to him! Double EWW!!
Come on! The kid is almost 20 and this 40-year-old woman ruins his youth. (at least I would think my youth would be ruined if someone would be pregnant to me when I'm hardly even adult!)

Here's him... (he's cute, right?)

My current hair colour...

OMG! I'm so bald that I put my OWN picture in here... *!CHOCK!*

I just love that colour... Perfect. The hairdresser is amazing. She should be the queen of all hairdressers. (At least in Finland)




(If you don't get what kind of hair I wanted... Here's a clue: Danneel Harris ! [Google her, if you don't know her])

>:|

I do not like people correcting me. (At least not annoying nerds)
Sorry, but my day was doing great until here... Well.. Finns bloody lost to f*ing sweeden, and some from other countries were better than Finns were..(in "our" sport).
Gosh..Not in a good mood...
I want to go home (but..I AM at my home... just don't feel like it).

Could someone cheer me up? Is it possible anymore?

A+ une conard..

I've found some more ideas for my hair...

Which one is the one for me?







(btw. the pink and purple (the first) one is kinda' as a joke... but I really like it... I just now don't want that)

My hair...

What should I do?

I like her hair... Maybe that..?


Any suggestions?

I love you Phillip Morris!

Yay! Less than a week for the premiere!
I can't wait! (but now one of my posse has almost cancelled it.. what an ass..)

Here's some pictures and posters (mostly stills) I've found of it! x)

The Square Root of Three by David Feinberg

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

20th post!

I so want this t-shirt! + It's only 5€!
http://stufftobuy.bloodhoundgang.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=22

Coca Cola Zero

That's what I drink... Not always though... Just sometimes, when I have the opportunity.
And here's some photos of 'the Zero' tin from my little 'photoshoot' I just had.

With 'teatteri:in' magasine:


With Facebook on (and of course 'Mafia Wars'):


And then just with my computer:



The Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum

Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

Mom booked me a hairdressser at 24.2. ... What kind of hair should I get?
Now I've got light brown long hair... I want something bit different, but not sure on short hair...

And now some posters from the movie "I love you Phillip Morris". Can't wait! x3




All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss...

YaY!! Less than 100 days to Towel Day!! (99days)

http://www.towel-day.com/en/

Had a nice day...


btw. I kinda' made this to complain about this I don't agree... Hasn't really worked out that well.

Happy Valentine's Day!

The clock has already chanced, so in you face! (sorry, I might be a bit tired now...yeah, Might be a BIT)

I like to use 'VD'. Just because it means also 'venereal disease'. x)
(Yes, I am a child)

Here's some pictures from the 'VD' theme:





<3 <3


Those are from the lovely movie 'I love you Phillip Morris', which is coming out in 26th of February in Finland (where I'm from and where I'm at now).

DOT DOT DOT

Dot dot and the bloody dot.
I've noticed I use WAY too much dots.
I mean the 'dot dot dot' (or 'dot dot').
I'm now very annoyed of myself about this...

Keeps getting fatter...

The title because I've ate the whole last two weeks extremely good food at my TET place and I (with my mom) have made some very good cookies.
Today we made cookies with chocolate and blueberries. Very good. (at least better than the first ones we made with cashew nuts and white chocolate)

Yay! x)

I got one reader! (this is NOT sarcastic, I'm genuinely happy!)
For this occasion I'll post my newest pics from here and there.

Here's my new purse (from Accessorize), of which I'm completely obsessed now:


Here are the cookies I made couple of days ago:



And a clip of something I do love very much at the moment:

(It's from a Finnish sketch show. The first episode kinda' sucked, but it got better... Sorry that it's in Finnish.)